supercomputer276:

So in my spending my life savings down to double-digits over the course of about four years finally coming back to bite me in the ass and because my parents are no longer going to Utah on their own the summer, I have to find a job to save up enough for a trip to Utah to visit a friend up there…

puncheverythingthatmoves:

So the practice session for the superhero thing just concluded, and overall, much fun was had.

But easily the best moment of the entire 4-hour session was when I tried to use my Notice skill to examine a female character’s “fine ass” (as I put it)

Then critically failed and found a scrap of fine parchment with the word “ass” written on it.

wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhat?!

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

carry-on-wayward-assbutt:

why is it more socially acceptable to be completely obsessed with a sports team than to be completely obsessed with a book, tv show, or movie?

hetaliagirl104:

This is for an assignment that is due tomorrow.

Reblog if you think that Harry Potter should NOT be on the banned books list because it features Magic, sets bad examples, and because of dark themes. 

Thanks.

poohsora:

sEEING PORN OF YOUR FAVORITE CHARACTER THAT YOU DONT WANT TO SEE

…what

andrewhussiesbosom:

LAST NIGHT I HAD A DREAM THAT I WAS IN SCHOOL AND I FELL ASLEEP IN ENGLISH CLASS ND WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS SUDDENLY AT A BUSINESS MEETING AND THE ICARLY CAST WAS THERE AND CARLY AND SAM STARTED OFF LIKE “Im carly, and Im sam and we’RE HERE TO TALK ABOUT HOW MUCH YOUVE FUCKED UP YOUR LIFE” AND THEN SPENCER CAUGHT ON FIRE 

kasukabes:

if you ever feel unimportant just read this page on the blues clues wiki

bestrooftalkever:

Two bald eagles in air battle crash-land at airport

Dude these two eagles were fighting mid-air and got stuck. They crash landed at an airport and both survived.

How hardcore is that? Look at their faces tho.

Its like “I swear to GAWD Jerry”